Loved by Aliens

50 Shades of Aliens

John Ege
8 min readOct 30, 2021

Ever date an alien? What if Earth was part of the galactic, Red Light, district? It’s not just that Earth Girls are Easy. Seriously, how is that title not evidence for male projecting their fantasies on others? Men are easy, too. Oh, All the Places You Will Go, by Doctor Seuss- he left out a chapter. Humans are fun. We like our fun. We love our toys. We love the games that we play. Role play and dressing up, super fun. Have you been to a Cosplay event near you? My next wife must come in a traditional Star Trek Uniform. Just saying.

Meanwhile, are aliens farming us for sex?

It’s not just fiction. Ingo Swann, in his book Penetration, talks about a drop dead gorgeous alien that entered a store. I am sure there was no sexual innuendo in his choice of book titles. Alien was turning heads. Except, Ingo, well known for being a psychic suspected she was not human. He casually drew closer, pretending to be interested in the tomatoes. No, really, the tomatoes that she was teasing to discern quality… I assume he was immune to her exaggerated femininity due to being gay. Right before he was close enough to accidentally brush up against her, a man in black intercepted him and dragged him out of the store. There is evidence in the narrative that the MIB saved his life.

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John Ege

LPC-S, Director for MUFON, TX, and father of 1... Discovering the Unseen through Art, Word, Thought, and Mystery.