UFO/UAP

Aliens on the Airplane

OMG, this is fun. Is the alien hoodie guy revealed? Is the woman in on it? Are aliens flying in economy? New advertisement, even aliens fly AA…

There is some crazy in this story. Poking fun at it could be challenging. I mean, most folks are going to crack some jokes. I think too many will jump on that woman for being crazy. I am not so sure. Triggered, maybe. In on it, even more likely. She does seem pretty serious. She could be a serious actress. Doesn’t look like substance, but you know, sometimes. I can imagine a person who had had trauma being triggered by a creepy dude sitting next to her? Seriously, who wears a hoodie on a plane?!

I mean, it’s not immoral or unethical to wear a hoodie, but flying is stressful. Since 9/11, flying has sucked. Planes are too full. The seats are too close together. Americans are oversized and elbows are going to touch. There is no way around being intimate on an AA flight. Masks aren’t going to save you when you’re physically touching someone who sneezed into their elbow.

We’re screened by TSA, most of whom, like 60 percent, are on antidepressant. Who would want that job? It’s not even a real government job! Yes, I have thought about joining, nice end of the life, part time job, but I…