UFOs and Aliens
As Far as Alien Theories Go, They Probably Aren’t Crazy Enough
Almost every skeptic, even Neil deGrasse Tyson, have a few plausible explanations for why it’s not aliens. Mostly, they just ask reasonable, and simultaneously absurd, questions like- if it’s aliens, ‘why haven’t we ever found any tech?’ Reasonable question, if you assume aliens are like humans and come with accessories and are always loosing things. “Umm, where did I leave that one ring that rules them all…” In several interviews Tyson pleads with abductees, “the next time you’re on the ship, steal something!”
And you wonder why aliens don’t make themselves known? “You just love me for my tech!” Yeah, so when the aliens blow up New York because someone stole a piece a tech, that was on Neil.
Seriously, don’t steal from aliens. Also, remember that loosing tech is a human thing. Aliens don’t come with accessories. Humans do. The only reason Star Trek and Space 1999 ran for two seasons (correction from 3 seasons, thanks to Paul Kaliciak-10/23/2021)is they had cool gadgets that could then be sold in toy stores- because if you want to monetize your franchise, aim at the parent’s kids. If you’re looking to paint your lunch box, aliens will be disappointing. As Elon Musk said on a Joe Rogan interview, ‘I wish they were less subtle.’ Translation, ‘I wish they would…
