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Dear Aliens

John Ege
5 min readMay 2, 2021

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May this letter find you and your kind well. First, let me say, thankyou for not destroying the lot of us. I know we allegedly shot at you, maybe even harmed or killed some of you. I would hope I wouldn’t do that, but then, I can be fairly fearful at time. Hopefully, I would just run away.

phone home

Anyway, I am not an apologist for the human race.

Yes, we’ve done some things. Not all of it good. If you come, I don’t recommend you stopping by America to visit us. I especially don’t recommend talking to any of our leaders, past, present, or future. We’re not quite right, philosophically speaking. I am not really sure who to recommend at the moment. Maybe someone from Iceland. Or Denmark. They seem to know what they’re doing. I would move there, but I am multilingually impaired. I struggle with English, and it’s my native tongue. I will own that, as opposed to blaming it on the educational system.

OH! I do like Trinidad. Lopinot still has a tropical rain forest and wild cocoa and parrots. I recommend you speak to my friend Cyril, who’s been mining the forest since he was born. He is a very kind, patient man. He has a passion for HAM radios, and more knowledge about the forest than anyone I know. If you could fix it so his knowledge of the forest wouldn’t be lost, that would be awesome.

Selfish motives

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John Ege
John Ege

Written by John Ege

LPC-S, Director for MUFON, TX, and father of 1... Discovering the Unseen through Art, Word, Thought, and Mystery.

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