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Government Says: UFOs May Visit Soon
Confused yet? I am confused; I thought the government said UFOs are real, which means they’re here already.
In a new article, Pentagon believes alien mothership could be eyeing Earth, Angel Saunders reacts yesterday to the news from a few days ago that there could be alien motherships in our solar system. Does the tone of the article change when you learn it’s couched under Yahoo’s Entertainment section? I guess Yahoo doesn’t take alien ships seriously. Yahoo’s news versus Medium’s articles, who is funnier, who is more serious? Angel does lead with a joke. Thank God, it wasn’t an X-File joke.
Angel. Angel… “Somebody get Captain Steven Hiller (Will Smith, Independence Day) on the line, ASAP.” News flash, Angel, it’s no longer vogue to use Will Smith memes. Unless you want to slap aliens. I suppose we have to start reintegrating him eventually. I mean, he is still part of our human family, and his crime, in the history of crimes, is not so terribly egregious that we can’t all be reunited.
Another news flash you should be aware of is, UFOs are real. If you listen to David Fravor, it’s aliens. If you listen to Ryan Graves, it’s not balloons. I know, Fox News is exciting. Lots to make fun of there.
