UFOs Were in the Bible

How the Discussion of UFOs May Result in the Loss of Our Collective Minds

Oh, here we go! Yes, just when you thought it was safe to discuss UFOs, someone goes and throws the Bible at us. Not a joke. Tennessee’s U.S. Representative Tim Burchette says it’s not Russians, not Nazis, and UFOs were in the Bible. Fuck, no, he didn’t just go there! Technically, we’ve already been there, if you consider Chariots of the Gods, by Erich von Däniken was trying to tell us this in 1968. I was born in 68. Oh, not relevant. Like maybe, the Bible?!