UFO/UAP

It’s Aliens, But Don’t Panic… Yet.

I know the joke about not being able to outrun a lion, but I can outrun you… No one is outrunning this story. Prepare for dad jokes.

Aliens in Miami? Yes. At the mall? Sometimes. Before some craziness? They’re out of there faster than Captain Kirk before a paternity test. Yeah, you got to throw in some jokes. Mexican alien mummy, real as F. Captain Kirk is sweating bullets on that 30 percent unidentified DNA. He knows. They probably know. But will the world ever know, it’s aliens and they’ve been here a long, long time???

Forbes wrote about the Miami aliens sparking problems at the mall. Police rounded up some of the bystanders and they blamed it on aliens; the cops said: LOL. That’s actually in print. They probably didn’t say LOL. They definitely didn’t ROTFL, but if they got the body-cam footage, I will apologize. By the way, Yay Forbes! You’re developing a sense of humor. I love it. Much better follow up than that fiasco you published about the Brazilian Roswell like incident way back. But still, in that issue, I give you credit for breaking the mandated radio blackout on UFO stories. That gave us credible evidence that the media was apprised of UFO stories around the world, but no one responded. Wish you had done more articles…