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UFOs Trending Up
And in other news, sharks test positive for cocaine. And that’s not a hockey reference.
There is some comedy to be made from the news today. Too bad you have the least funniest guy in America reviewing. Perhaps my attempt to weave in humor will befuddle the skeptics and allow some real UFO news to get amplified, because it’s clear this story isn’t getting enough attention. Fair enough, there are some really serious issues that need to be dealt with. Seriously serious. But if those folks who would rather us not be paying attention to politics, the wars, the crime, the economics, I doubt you get a better sensationalistic article than Peruvian mummies have been fingerprinted. And they’re not human.
Meanwhile, in Brazil, there was the equivalent of the 1773 Boston Tea Party, but instead of tea being dumped into the sea, it was cocaine. Okay, not really. I made that part up. I am not lying or joking, though, when I say sharks tested positive for cocaine. I am curious about how the sharks, plural, more than one, acquired the taste for cocaine. Perhaps a mule was swimming ashore? (Clearly those folks are jackasses, not members of the Ancient and Honorable Order of Turtles.) No, that is not a sports reference where the sharks ate the mules for lunch. Metaphors are definitely involved the Order…
