UFOs and Roaches
NASA Is Trying To Stop An Auction Because It Wants Its Moon Dust-Fed Cockroaches Back, by Dr. Alfredo Carpineti, is a short write up about NASA, moon dust, and roaches. Somehow, they lost control of them. No, there aren’t any super roaches running around due to eating moon dust. That would make for a good movie! “The request makes more sense when you understand why NASA fed moon dust to cockroaches,” Carpineti said. Well, ummmm, no, no it doesn’t. And that short article left me wanting.
Roaches are known for being hard to kill. Seriously, it is said that one of the few creatures that might survive a nuclear holocaust would be roaches. It made for the creepiest scene ever in the movie Damnation Alley!
So, if NASA was concerned that moon dust might have unknown pathogens, why feed it to roaches? Those little bastards are going to out live humans! In this instance, wouldn’t mice be a better choice? Oh, maybe mice won’t eat moon dust? Turns out, it’s not cheese after all.
Of course, there are other scary bug scenes in movies. Like Galaxy of Terror, when Erin Moran, yes, Joanie from Happy Days, gets violated by a giant millipede!
When the government says it’s aliens, we need to be prepared for some of them being insects. Clearly, we don’t want insect aliens knowing we fed moon dust to their kin. That’s not just like giving kryptonite to superman. That’s just like mean.
Oh, does that mean Starships troopers may have been a training manual? Ender’s Game is the other option. Ender does finally figure out how to co-exist with the bugs.
I am happy to coexist, as long as they live outside. Pest control company wants to pay you $2K to release 100 cockroaches into your home… No. Just no. Unless, are they moon fed roaches? No. No, just no…
Why is NASA so concerned over Moon stuff?
In 2017, there was a major victory for NASA and the FBI. They nabbed the notorious moon rock thief. They spent days planning and organizing the sting to catch this woman. She was 75 years old.
She was a rather spry 75 year old, and considered to be a flight risk. Also, she was a secret assassin. You can never be too sure about old ladies. They lure kids into their candy homes and…
NASA official claimed, “We were concerned that she might have figured out the secret power of moon rocks. Had she managed to unharness the energies of the moon, she could have taken over the world by controlling cockroaches with telepathy. All the cock roaches in the world would have beckoned to her authority…”
NO! That didn’t happen. Well, the 75 year old was detained because she had a moon rock. Brutally manhandled and detained. How did she acquire the moon rocks?
Davis’ late husband, Robert, was a brilliant engineer who managed North American Rockwell’s Apollo project, the court said. During that time, he was given two Lucite paperweights — one containing a fragment of lunar material, the other a piece of the Apollo 11 heat shield — as gifts.
So, how did this auctioneer get moon dust with dead roaches? Probably the same way the 75 year old woman got them- a gift, or negligence.
Why does NASA care so much about moon rocks? If a real scientist got a hold of the moon rocks and roaches, would they find something crazy? Like, maybe we didn’t go to the moon? I am like 99 percent certain we went to the moon, so what would the next worry be? Evidence of aliens on the moon? There is a biological vector that was unlocked by roaches consuming moon dust? Well, if that’s the case- it wasn’t just negligence that NASA lost control of their sample, but criminal negligence! If you think Covid was bad, wait to the moon virus, enhanced by gain of function research in roaches gets released upon the world.
Well, that’s crazy, too! If that were the case, NASA wouldn’t be politely asking for their samples back, right? They’d just go get it? With hazmat suits on? They surrounded an old woman with men pointing firearms at her and made her pee her pants! Why the disparity in response here? Did they learn from the last time? They’re less afraid of an auctioneer than a 75 year old woman?
Was she really a witch?
The miracle cure is moon dust, with a chocolate coating to help it go down. Wait an hour after eating before doing any heavy lifting. Be sure not to let any crumbs hit the ground, because it does crazy things to roaches. It’s like getting gremlins wet, and feeding them after midnight.
“You think it will work?” It would take a miracle.
Sometimes, NASA news is just bizarre.
Who owns the moon? No one? All of us? Aliens?
Who owns samples of the moon? We do? All of us? Shouldn’t that 75 year old been allowed to keep her inheritance, and do as she wish with it? NASA could have asked for it back. They could have bought it back. She’s 75, she probably would have just gave it to them if they’d called her up and asked. Seriously, how hard would it have been to figure out that she was not likely a most wanted criminal, super villain and was instead connected to a former employee of NASA or a subsidiary of NASA.
That’s not rocket science, you know! Do rocket scientist have any social common sense? I wonder what happened to the plants grown in moon dust? ‘I don’t know, I have a couple samples of moon dust here. Want to grow some more?’ Hemp grown in moon dust, hell yeah… ‘Um, that’s strange. I thought I had more samples than this. Oh well, here we go.’ Oh, look, it works, better than those beans that went to giant world. ‘I wonder if it’s safe to smoke?’ You think Davies has some mice left over from that last experiment? ‘No, but I saw the janitor putting out a roach trap. I bet there’s a few in there still alive.’ Let’s go check…
When the 75 year old was arrested, she and her new husband were manhandled pretty fiercely.
At no point was she informed that all lunar material is the property of the federal government and that possession was a crime, the court said.
Why is it illegal? And how common is that knowledge? What if I find a meteorite and it happens to be a piece of the moon? Or is this only in regards to NASA acquired moon rock and dust? Which, we paid for, so, it’s ours? When the auctioneer received the samples of moon dust and roaches, was he supposed to have read the inventory and said, “I can’t take these moon samples without a release form, because it’s against the law to have this.” How does NASA legally have this?
Why is moon dust and rock treated like it’s controlled substance? Could the auctioneer keep the roaches, and give back the moon dust? I assume they’re dead roaches. Can anyone tell the difference between roaches who have eaten moon dust and roaches who haven’t? Do they have stars upon thars?
Quite frankly, if NASA didn’t want to make a scene, could they have just sent someone in there to buy them back? No one would have been the wiser. No crazy articles would have been written about NASA, moon dust, and roaches. No one would be writing crazy conspiracy theory articles… JOHN!
Seriously, if you want something out of the news, send a Men in Black guy, flash your neuralizer, and just swap out the artifacts with something innocuous. Then place a memory in their head, ‘you don’t want to sell this. Just put it on the shelf and forget about it.’
It just makes you wonder, is this a test? Does anyone respond to crazy moon stories and roaches? The next question is, did I pass or fail?
Ahh, damn it! And I was so close to becoming a man in black.
