Why Scientist Won’t Find Aliens

The title of this article isn’t meant to be a slight against scientist. I hope they don’t find it disparaging. I like to think I am a scientist. I am a lazy scientist. You won’t necessarily find me in a lab, but if you’re running a telescope or microscope lab- I can help you set it up. I like the instruments of science. I have been thinking about aliens since I was a kid. God, aliens, and sex- the top three things I think about. The order changes in term of priority. They can overlap.

You almost have to come at this ‘thing’ with some humor, because seriously, you bring up…